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Potpourri

PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:35 pm
by sanua_chap
The Fig Leaf Forum publishes a weekly newsletter with good naturist content. Each week, there is a final short humorous section. This is the one from last week.


The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

Money isn't everything, but it ranks right up there with oxygen.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

If golf had never been invented, how would we measure hail?

A bargain: something you won't use at a price you can't resist.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I drive way too fast to be worried about cholesterol.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend once, but she left me before we met.

Re: Potpourri

PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:59 pm
by old guy
Too much truth in that one!

Re: Potpourri

PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:07 am
by sanua_chap
old guy wrote:Too much truth in that one!


Err... which one?

Re: Potpourri

PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:18 am
by old guy
"bargain", "work" & "cholesterol" mostly- too many buy those "bargains", don't work (enough anyway) and far too many drive too fast to seemingly be worried about cholesterol.